Reasons why my sewing machine looks like this:
and why my etsy shop looks like this:
In no particular order...
1. Five garden beds currently yielding a plentiful harvest of crab grass and assorted weeds.
2. Walls and window frames covered with nails.
Check out these holes! Count them. But don't get so caught up with your counting that you miss that custom splatter paint and wallpaper border. Mmm...
Don't worry if you missed it, because here it is again.
Note: Those curtains were stapled to the window frame. With a staple gun.
3. Don't even ask.